Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Business Email 101

Dear Bossman,
This gold floor lamp you have at the office, are you interested in having it back at your home? 
I was running the vac and when I picked up the lamp to clean under it, the bottom of the lamp kind of fell out/off.  The base is filled with concrete.  Which is now grinding up and falling out all over the freaking place.  I have not yet yelled like a gorilla and swung the lamp over my head, but I do feel close to that point.
I never use the lamp.  Do you want it back or can I escort it to the trash can?

Frustratingly,
Me

3 comments:

Jessie said...

Why is it filled with cement????

Jocelyn said...

I guess for weight. It's really weird and if it wasn't such a PAIN IN THE ASS to clean up, I'd take it apart to find out why.

I am getting ready to fling it off the front porch. (I'm on the 2nd floor so throwing away stuff can be A LOT of fun!)

Eternally Distracted said...

Throw it away, throw it away, throw it away!! ;0)