Dear Bossman,
This gold floor lamp you have at the office, are you interested in having it back at your home?
I was running the vac and when I picked up the lamp to clean under it, the bottom of the lamp kind of fell out/off. The base is filled with concrete. Which is now grinding up and falling out all over the freaking place. I have not yet yelled like a gorilla and swung the lamp over my head, but I do feel close to that point.
I never use the lamp. Do you want it back or can I escort it to the trash can?
Frustratingly,
Me
3 comments:
Why is it filled with cement????
I guess for weight. It's really weird and if it wasn't such a PAIN IN THE ASS to clean up, I'd take it apart to find out why.
I am getting ready to fling it off the front porch. (I'm on the 2nd floor so throwing away stuff can be A LOT of fun!)
Throw it away, throw it away, throw it away!! ;0)
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