Friday, January 29, 2010

I joined a cult.

I finally succumbed to the Digital Side and got hard core cable with a DVR so I would never, ever have to miss a moment of LOST.

Also, I'll be able to watch Robot Chicken ON DEMAND because I'm old and can't stay up that late anymore.  Sometimes being a grown up ROCKS!!

Thursday, January 28, 2010

When I grow up...

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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

They're so cute at that age.

I've been hoarding 2 Mucinex pills since the last time I had a cold...about 2 years ago.  I remembered the stash and shoved the bottle at the Husband.

TAKE THESE or I will suffocate you in  your sleep.

Husband spent all of yesterday blowing and hacking.  When his foreman asked him if he was OK, he confirmed that Mucinex was good stuff.  Thanks for the confirmation Foreman, I'm totally baking you a cake this weekend!

Because Sir Hacks a Lot had me all sleep deprived, I forgot to swing by the store for Mucinex, bread and milk.  I DID remember to bring home Pizza Hut because I had every single intention of eating and passing out as soon as we got home.  When I snapped to (remembering I forgot...weird!) Husband offered to go for me.  SWEET!  He even took Junior with him.  Suck up!!

As I was almost asleep in the recliner, my phone rings, it's him.

"What color is the box?"

What do you mean what color is the box?  I gave you a bottle this morning, not a box and the last time I bought it was 2 years ago.

"Well there's a blue one but it's $30.00!"

Dude, I don't care what the price is.  If it will SHUT YOU THE HELL UP, it's worth it!!  Also, it's the same price as the doctor's co-pay, which you won't go to so just buy the damn things!!

Sir Hacks a Lot didn't show up until 5:00 this morning.  And I slept like a log.  I win.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

I don't want to and you can't make me. Dammit.

I've been sitting on the sidelines because I haven't been good company lately.  I got an RX that makes that a bit better and while I continue to struggle with the good and evil in taking a pill, I'm ... I am.

Facebook is totally killing my blog and making me lazy.  That's what the title is about.  I'm in a pissy mood and I should be working.  At least I wrote it here instead of cheating and dumping it on FB.  (Which today, my status reads:  is feeling stabby today.  HRUMPH!)

I am absolutely SICK AND TIRED of folks who are SICK AND TIRED!

Last week Junior was diagnosed with a double ear infection, sinus infection and pink eye.  I wanted to just break his leg while we were in the doctor's office so we could get that tended to as well.  SHEESH!!  Since he was so full of bugs he had to take the nastiest antibiotic known to man.  Twice a day for FOURTEEN DAYS.  Our health insurance gives us free prescriptions so I had the $30 to buy bribes to get him to take the 3 ml of milky white sand liquid twenty-eight times.  Twenty.  Eight.

Then the Husband brought home a cold from work.  And of course, he doesn't ever want to go to the doctor to get meds  to fix him so I get to listen to him hack and cough.  Even when I'm sleeping.  Or rather, trying to sleep.  WTF is wrong with men?  When I am sick, I go to the doctor, take my meds and try to be extra quiet when I'm coughing up a lung.  You know, still be considerate to others that I live with.  Especially when it's 3:00 in the morning and everyone is asleep.  I sure have enjoyed the past week in the bedroom.  SNARK!  I don't even have to put a quarter in the Magic Fingers to get the bed all shaky, Sir Hacks a Lot does it for me.

Woot!  You are sucking major ass.  How come the Woot Offs have been consistently coinciding with my mortgage payment's due date?  I have to save all month to pay it and then you dance your wiggly butt across my screen trying to get me to buy something.  And you're doing it on Kids.Woot! at the same time!!??  I thought you were my friend and that you loved me.  Buncha whores.

Jeebus, after re-reading this I don't think I'm good company NOW, let alone over the past few months!!  I'm hungry and I'm going to go bitch me up some lunch.