Monday, November 24, 2008

Roomba Cat

Dear Mom and Dad,

You have a video camera. You have three animals at home: a cat and two dogs that very strangely resemble your children's personalities and the pets arrived in the same damn order that your children did. (so very weird!)

You have a new home. With all that new floor. Tons-o-floor.

If you don't get a Roomba and then make videos to amuse me....I'm kidnapping the cat and leaving Junior with you.


Mr. Motorcycle said...


I used to have a cat that looked exactly like that one!

Nicole said...

Can I help you write the ransom note? I already have the old magazines to use.