Dear Mom and Dad,
You have a video camera. You have three animals at home: a cat and two dogs that very strangely resemble your children's personalities and the pets arrived in the same damn order that your children did. (so very weird!)
You have a new home. With all that new floor. Tons-o-floor.
If you don't get a Roomba and then make videos to amuse me....I'm kidnapping the cat and leaving Junior with you.